Hello my peeps (or at this point it could just be a peep.) -
A new friend of mine recently told me to start a blog. My ex husband told me to write a book about a million times. I wrote the book. I have to put some additional info in it, but I need a publisher. If you're reading this, and you're a publisher, please contact me.
In the mean time, I will meander. Some meanderings will be short, others, long; but for the most part, I will just ramble in hopes that I will get a comment or two back.
1. Don't stop your body from hitting the ground by using your face. Tried it, it doesn't work. I now look like the poster child for Domestic Violence. Luckily I have all my teeth.
2. I have really been looking for a microwave lately. I mentioned this to someone today, and 5 minutes later there was a microwave at my house. When I am done with it, I have to give it to her church. I swear, sometimes it's the very small things that make you realize how truly wonderful people can be if you'll just let them help you.
3. You cannot fly under the radar if you live in a town with 2000 people in it. Just ask the many people who are trying to fill in the blanks with my unfortunate #1 incident from Friday night. I am returning to work tomorrow and can't wait to hear my real-life version of Telephone based on, well, #1.
Ok, that's all for now. I have to go back & watch Lie to Me on Netflix streaming, which is my new favorite thing in life besides my spur of the moment fantabulous new recipe (which I cooked and subsequently ate today so I can trust myself on this one) for mushrooms bourgoiunone. don't ask me how to spell it. If you want the recipe, leave me a comment.
I will let you know in the coming days how my foray into online dating is going as well. I am new to it, but it seems interesting. the pictures people put up are truly amazing...weird, in many ways, but in general amazing. I am going to take a picture of my foot and put it up there.
Goodnight and happy wandering :)
